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Life is way too crazy to even try to comprehend

seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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thewisepickle:

this panda’s fitter than I am.

thewisepickle:

this panda’s fitter than I am.


Why can I not stop listening to Sammy Adams? Apparently I’m obsessed!

Why can I not stop listening to Sammy Adams? Apparently I’m obsessed!


gallifreyan-gallimaufry:


leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


not-sure-what-i-should-put:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

I HOPE THAT EVERYONE GETS TO WITNESS OR EXPERIENCE THIS REACTION AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE, WHATEVER THE NEWS


dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days


shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem


ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

dggeoff:

im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG YOU WANKSTAIN

It doesn’t have to be a snowman


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