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Why can I not stop listening to Sammy Adams? Apparently I’m obsessed!

Why can I not stop listening to Sammy Adams? Apparently I’m obsessed!


gallifreyan-gallimaufry:


leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


not-sure-what-i-should-put:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

I HOPE THAT EVERYONE GETS TO WITNESS OR EXPERIENCE THIS REACTION AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE, WHATEVER THE NEWS


dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days


shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem


ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

dggeoff:

im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG YOU WANKSTAIN

It doesn’t have to be a snowman


dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business


sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time


diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.


glutenfreewaffles:

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton


lokilovers:

i-have-fuckface-itis:

wikatiepedia:

wikatiepedia:

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have you ever noticed that one side of tom hiddleston’s face always looks really intense and strong and the other side always looks really innocent and sorrowful

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[ABLE-BODIED AND ROBUST TOM]

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[SAD AND INCULPABLE TOM]

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[POWERFUL AND STAUNCH TOM]

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[SWEET AND VIRTUOUS TOM]

he keeps doing the thing

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[I’M GONNA KILL UR FAMILY]

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[WITH ICE CREAM AND FLOWERS]

THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH GO HOME

I like the thing

keep doing it


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