mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
Natasha saving Sam and Steve
#not only does she pull steve’s head out of the way just in time#she also uses her leg to push sam out of the way of the bullet#this is something i never noticed before#but now i want to build an altar to it#reason 354 why natasha is my fave
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
I HOPE THAT EVERYONE GETS TO WITNESS OR EXPERIENCE THIS REACTION AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE, WHATEVER THE NEWS
im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG YOU WANKSTAIN
It doesn’t have to be a snowman